We wake up to news that there is a shortage of bunting! The whole Jubilee thing is so tawdry, tasteless and desperate. It is an indication of a country that is stuck in the past, revering a mediaeval institution of conquest and privilege. Regardless of the fact that the Royal Family and most of the aristocracy are foreign imports that were brought here to subdue the English, they are adored in a peculiarly English way, where nothing is what it seems or it’s meant to be… a combination of mediaeval banqueting and Comedia del Arte.
To help the dear patriots, I have designed alternative bunting containing molecular models of Platinum, crack cocaine and ethanol. This will help the national rapture, hopefully.
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