Websites of energy providers crashed in UK due to desperate submissions of meter readings before the price cap is lifted, resulting in 54% rise in bills for the confused islanders.
The police issue fines to ministers of government for breaking the law but will not disclose the finees. The Tories decide to have an almighty party but they are redefining what constitutes a party. This isn’t it apparently.
Mothers and pensioners call in JOB show crying, desperate and fearful about feeding their children and/or turning the heating on. The blanket industry in China will see a massive boost as the distressed Brits turn their boilers off and invest in a cheap blanket. I am wondering if they will start burning flags as fuel?
The Conservatives tweet that they have cut taxes. No shame. No truth. The clown-swine is off the hook because ‘there is a war on’… exactly how he is now leading the world against Russia is a matter of comedy or heroism, depending on what you read… The false narrative of Britannia feeds the cold rooms of the disunited Kingdom as snow falls in April.
We are members of the first world. All is well, says the Daily Mail and Jacob Rees-Mogg. The Pfeffel is scratching his arse probably… what an idyllic little island eagerly anticipating spring which may not come.
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