The Floppy Blond Mop has been telling the populace blatant lies about employment figures in the UK, which are the highest in the universe. World beating, of course. He has been contacted by people who understand these matters to explain that the actual number of people in employment has fallen but a clown fighting for his political life completely ignores them and continues to lie to the British public who desperately need to believe there is a future for them, burying their heads in the sand to ensure the Brexit fantasy lives on.. Well, not everyone. There are still plenty of people in the UK who don't believe in the fantasy. Their number is increasing by the day as they see this country turning into an international joke.
A brand new super gonorrhoea has been identified in London. The virus looks like Liz Truss' hat. Great timing.
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