So Lord Keir of Baldrick Hall announced today he would Get Brexit Done. Again. Luckily, he didn’t mention an oven, a fridge or any other kitchen metaphors because he knows there is no oven. There never was. He will get it done though, he has no idea how but he he is not brave enough to say to the populace it needs to be parked. Forever.
Instead, he will keep singing the same tune with a slightly different notation and a different choir until he falls flat in his face like all the other prophets of Brekshit. The populace will at times join in until eventually it forgets why it’s singing.
Sir Keir will try to rearrange the tune without them noticing by changing shorter and lower notes first, one at a time in process that will take ten years if the funding doesn’t run out, which means the show will either be cancelled or sold to an American theatre in hope of rescuing it.
Odds: 50/1
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