BREAKING: the Government has just announced that Laura Palmer wasn’t murdered but was living a secret life in Kent since 1991, where she will now be in charge of spinning a massive Disco Ball of Sovereignty that will be seen even from France and Belgium. As she is immortal, the ball will be spinning for eternity. Needless to say, this has been amazing news for overjoyed Twin Peaks fans up and down the country, regardless of how they voted in the referendum. Good news at last.
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