secretary of the toxic opps

Published on 9 February 2022 at 10:07

The Creep-in-chief, Jacob Rees Mogg has been appointed a 'Secretary of Brexit Opportunities' Laughable, incredulous, infuriating... they choose a vampire to pick the benefits of deluded masses, who would rather believe the fantasies of this bizarre combination of a flea and mouse than face the tough reality of Brexitania. 

The deranged leaders of Brexit have hypnotised the populace to believe in a narrative that tells a story of pride and opportunity for British people. A fantastical story of knights, lords and admirals who will probably resurrect to bring back the old Albion run by people like Rees-Mogg, speaking in a strange inflection that sounds more comical than patriotic but hey ho.. 

Opportunities we must have if Jakey says so. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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