Elizabeth Truss usually known as Liz has a cunning plan that no one is privy to. Speculations are going around that massive tin baths will be installed up and down the country to capture UK’s most abundant resource - RAIN! Yes, rain. Genius
These tin baths will then be connected to an almighty underground reservoir between Leeds and Bradford, providing electricity for the whole continent, putting Putin out of business and bringing zillions to the UK, which will be so rich it will hurt. Even Jacob Rees-Mogg is excited, despite having a thing for coal.
A petition has already started in her hometown Leeds, to rename it Lizdey.
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