And it came to pass that during the time of Queen Liziah of the Leedeans, buses began to shrink. First the red ones, then the white ones, then the blue ones. And lo, the Shekel coins and other worldly contraptions started to shrink. They shrank and shrank and the people wept; and wondered why the wrath of Heaven and Earth had befallen them thus; then Queen Liziah rode and rode on her small bicycle until she was never again seen and the land was ruled by False Prophets Jacob Rees-Mogg and Darren Grimes for six and threescore years. @trussliz
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