I have just had a call from Sajid Javid, who has offered me the big job of CEO at the brand new National Manetenance Service, available to all vaccinated adults. The new service will replace everything and will offer solutions to everything (physical, psychological, situational). As an Albanian, I have been entrusted to launch the National Pimping Office, which will enable every willing adult to earn some extra cash on the side to to relieve the pressure caused by the sharp increase of the living costs since we left the wretched EU.. hip hip. #onwardsandupwards 😂😂 #NMS
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